i've never made a bet but we gamble with desire

mjalti:

Im a real boring bitch! A snoozer! A low key homebody!!! I love loneliness AND privately trying to deal with emotional trauma!!!

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tabarzin:

GOD LITERALLY in the early 2000s ppl were so self conscious about their fat asses literally everyone just wanted to have no butt and literally 10 yrs later if u have a flat ass you might as well wear a paper bag over your whole fucking body and it well & truly sucks that womens bodies go in and out of fashion like this like tf are we supposed to do? spend all our time obsessing over the minutiae of our physiques? get plastic surgery every 5-10 yrs to make sure our bodies can keep up & b warped with the trends of objectification? like what the fuck do you want from women ? 

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sickfake:

being alive is very………..Not Easy

(via hotboyproblems)

luigiisgod:

me: wow the stars are beautiful tonight 
gf: yeah they are
me: you know who else is beautiful though? 
gf: *blushes* who 
me: luigi 

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tragicpunk:

not me but someone probably has

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suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

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linxsay:

*breaks my own heart from thinking too much*

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beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

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